An elderly man in Louisiana owned a sizable farm. He had a large pond way in the back & since it was fairly deep & nicely shaped he thought it would be perfect for swimming. He fixed it up with picnic tables, horse shoe pitch & a brick BBQ. He also planted some apple & peach trees.
One evening the elderly farmer decided to go to the pond as he hadn’t been there for awhile. He brought along a 5 gallon pail to carry fruit home. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting with glee. Once he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping. He coughed loudly to alert the young women he was there. The girls squealed in embarrassment.
The farmer called back, “I didn’t come down here to try to spy on naked young women.”
Then he held up the bucket, “I just came down to feed the alligators.”
Some old men can still think fast!