Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip ArtsDownloading Spring 2014

Warning – Warning – Warning!  This blog post contains Nudity!

Get Hubby To Do Something

Why I don’t do senior Bingo….

The excitement of hitting a BINGO
in the Senior Citizen Center.

Bingo

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It  takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your  stomach.

One  human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

The  average man’s penis is two times the length of his  thumb.

Human  thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A  woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.

There  are about one trillion bacteria on each of your  feet.

Women  blink twice as often as men.

The  average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the  brain.

Your  body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing  still.

If  saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste  it.

Women:  will  be finished reading this by now.

Men:  are  still busy checking their thumbs.

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