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Drinkin and Drivin in Newfoundland . . . .
Two Newfies, Archie & Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, ‘Lord tundering…up ahead — it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted for drinkin’ dese here beers!!’
‘Don’t worry,’ Archie said. ‘We’ll just pull over & finish dese beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads & throw the bottles under the seat.’
‘Jist let me do de talkin’, OK?’
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put a label on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two of them & said, ‘You boys been drinkin’?’
‘No sir,’ said Archie, pointing at the labels. ‘We’re on the patch.’
Must be a Canadian thing, eh?
Just a quick heads up for my followers, I’ve gone & done a silly thing again – I’ve signed up for NaNoWriMo Camp for the month of April! For some reason, I’m bound & determined to get this book written! On top of that, I’m starting a new online university course on Forensic Sciences. So if you don’t see as much of me this month, it doesn’t mean I don’t still love each & every one of you (& you know who you are), I’ll try to catch up as I can! I’ve been busy over the last few days getting some posts scheduled, so please continue to stop by! Mwah!