My trip to the grocery

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman

about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as he had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that he was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

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