An elderly man in Louisiana owned a sizable farm. He had a large pond way in the back & since it was fairly deep & nicely shaped he thought it would be perfect for swimming. He fixed it up with picnic tables, horse shoe pitch & a brick BBQ. He also planted some apple & peach trees.
One evening the elderly farmer decided to go to the pond as he hadn’t been there for awhile. He brought along a 5 gallon pail to carry fruit home. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting with glee. Once he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping. He coughed loudly to alert the young women he was there. The girls squealed in embarrassment.
One of the girls called out “We’re not getting out until you leave!”
The farmer called back, “I didn’t come down here to try to spy on naked young women.”
Then he held up the bucket, “I just came down to feed the alligators.”
Some old men can still think fast!
aFrankAngle
Jan 22, 2013 @ 06:21:25
Ha ha … very good. Actually reminded me of this commercial.
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benzeknees
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:28:34
Good commercial!
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aFrankAngle
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:32:22
Might be the same guy with the bucket by the pond.
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Mark Petruska
Jan 22, 2013 @ 12:11:04
Croc-a-dial “C” for “clever (old) coot!”
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benzeknees
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:29:21
Some of us (old) coots are still on our toes!
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John Erickson
Jan 22, 2013 @ 12:23:41
I’ve heard that one before – an oldie but a goodie! 😀
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benzeknees
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:29:52
I had never heard this one before, maybe I’m out of the loop!
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John Erickson
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:47:09
I don’t think I was in the Loop when I first heard it, either, since It was during my school years. Actually, I neither worked nor lived in the Loop, but I was just 3/4 of a block west of it when I was at Ameritech. 😉
Sorry, Chicago humour…….
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El Guapo
Jan 22, 2013 @ 12:48:19
Sick with a worn out throat, but still worth it to come hear for a laugh!
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benzeknees
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:32:17
Oh, poor baby! Hot tea with lemon & honey works great for sore throats & coughs. Honey is a natural cough suppressant. I damaged my vocal chords 15 years ago & the voice specialist recommended lots of hot water (or tea). Get well soon!
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Madame Weebles
Jan 22, 2013 @ 17:49:40
The classics never die!
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benzeknees
Jan 22, 2013 @ 18:32:52
It was new to me, so I didn’t know it was a classic!
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Roly
Jan 23, 2013 @ 01:45:28
Yip! Don’t count the old crocs out 🙂
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benzeknees
Jan 23, 2013 @ 01:51:46
I would never dare, I’m too close to being one myself!
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granny1947
Jan 23, 2013 @ 09:19:42
Yep….one has to be afraid of us oldies…I am talking about me!
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benzeknees
Jan 23, 2013 @ 14:01:36
I’m probably pretty close to your age bracket!
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Nicole Marie
Feb 01, 2013 @ 09:15:08
Hahahaha! Love it!
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