Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful & very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal & charm.  She hangs on Bob’s arm & listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him & ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’

Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’

They are knocked over, but continue to ask.’So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?

I lied about my age‘, Bob replies.

What, did you tell her you were only 50?

Bob smiles & says, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’

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Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.  She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

‘These,’ she explained

  ‘Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.’
She then asked, ‘What do you do in America with your old goats?

A spry old gentleman answered, ‘They send us on bus tours!
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