Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married….

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls’.  I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!  Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.  Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.  I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?

I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’….. he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock!’

When I asked him why, he said,

‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”