Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married….
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls’. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise! Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?
I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’….. he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock!’
When I asked him why, he said,
‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Rachael C. Black
May 28, 2013 @ 01:46:16
this get’s a groan AND a facepalm hahaha. thanks for a mid-night chuckle
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 14:22:17
Just be careful you don’t knock yourself out with that facepalm! Thanks for stopping by!
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Life With The Top Down
May 28, 2013 @ 05:25:54
Hahahahahaha!
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 14:53:52
Glad you liked it!
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jaschmehl
May 28, 2013 @ 05:46:32
hysterical! =)
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 14:54:13
I especially loved the farting bit!
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becomingcliche
May 28, 2013 @ 07:31:53
I needed a laugh this morning! Thanks!
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 14:54:41
So glad I could oblige – hope there’s nothing wrong?
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becomingcliche
May 28, 2013 @ 15:37:47
I was up way too early. That’s all!
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Polysyllabic Profundities
May 28, 2013 @ 07:37:51
Definitely made me laugh out loud!!
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 14:55:16
Hope you weren’t at work when you did that . . .
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Polysyllabic Profundities
May 28, 2013 @ 14:57:09
Thankfully, no! 🙂
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pouringmyartout
May 28, 2013 @ 10:05:08
I don’t get it…
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:09:38
Too many evenings with margaritas flowing to find this unusual?
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pouringmyartout
May 28, 2013 @ 15:17:59
That must be it… tehy go with Mexican food really well… that can’t be a coincidence…
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:30:59
Oh, c’mon, you don’t need any Mexican food to consume too many margueritas, do you?
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pouringmyartout
May 28, 2013 @ 17:37:07
You don’t need it.
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Mark Petruska
May 28, 2013 @ 10:06:34
It’s so hard to find a good clock these days.
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:10:43
I know, isn’t it just awful how clocks can’t know what we want them to do? Maybe in the future?
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John Erickson
May 28, 2013 @ 11:33:07
What does Larry the Cable Guy say? “I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there!”
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:11:57
Then I’d have to agree!
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El Guapo
May 28, 2013 @ 11:59:27
This is one of those “joke imitating life” stories, isn’t it?
Oops – I’ve said too much.
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BrainRants
May 28, 2013 @ 15:13:49
We liked that one. I’m with Guapo: how much Benze is in this joke?
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:27:45
Absolutely none! I spent many nights out way too late in my misspent youth, but I was smart enough to be much more clever about not getting caught sneaking back in! I’ll have to tell you about it some day.
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BrainRants
May 28, 2013 @ 15:45:08
Uh huh.
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Edward Hotspur
May 28, 2013 @ 15:15:32
And you said you couldn’t just publish whatever you wanted to.
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:28:57
Just a hint, just a hint
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Edward Hotspur
May 28, 2013 @ 15:32:07
Keep going…
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 15:15:33
Would be a good idea to get home later though so you don’t have so many cuckoos to imitate?
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behindthemaskofabuse
May 28, 2013 @ 15:58:18
You never cease to make me laugh!
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benzeknees
May 28, 2013 @ 16:23:54
I’m so glad! As you know, my life hasn’t always been full of roses either, so I think it’s even more important to have a laugh once in a while to forget about it for a minute.
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behindthemaskofabuse
May 28, 2013 @ 16:27:32
Yes I do remember it’s been very painful for you too. You’re right we do need to laugh it’s so healing. I have to thank you too as Hubby is having a rough day with PTSD and your post also made him laugh. xo
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benzeknees
May 29, 2013 @ 02:10:58
Glad I could make your hubby laugh too, sorry he’s having a bad day.
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behindthemaskofabuse
May 29, 2013 @ 10:40:21
thank you xo
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Michelle
May 28, 2013 @ 21:26:54
LOL!!! I needed that laugh after a tough day at work.. Thank you!!! Love your blog!!
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benzeknees
May 29, 2013 @ 02:18:01
I’m glad I could give you giggle after a hard day. Thanks for stopping by, hope to see you again!
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Michelle
May 29, 2013 @ 12:39:11
Oh, That’s a Def!!!
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