Credit:  Microsoft Clip Art

Credit: Microsoft Clip Art

Seniors Travel 

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.He called them into his shop, ‘I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.’He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted and were off!About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. ‘And how did you like your holiday?’ he asked eagerly.‘The flight was exciting and the room was lovely’, she said. ‘I’ve come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me.

Who was that old  bugger I had to share the room with?’

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Credit:  Microsoft Clip Art

Credit: Microsoft Clip Art

Forgot my glasses ….or…… GETTING EVEN !!!!!……….

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful With my time. Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, “Are you nuts? You ‘re almost 72 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?” I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, “Good grief, where are your glasses!This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“I’m in trouble again, and I don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.” I told her.
 
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