While I’m melting here in Edmonton – over 100 degrees & the air conditioning isn’t working, maybe we can all share a laugh?
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.‘ Mommy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?”Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.”OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do you weigh?’
‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’
‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
‘ My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl says to her friend.
‘Well,’ says the friend, ‘all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ‘I know how old you are. You are 32.’
The mother is surprised and asks, ‘How did you find that out?
‘I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.’
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ‘How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?’
‘And,’ the little girl says triumphantly, ‘I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’
‘Oh really?’ the mother asks. ‘Why?’
‘Because you got an F in sex.’
If you see someone without a smile today, Give them one of yours
Life With The Top Down
Jul 02, 2013 @ 03:45:51
Hahahaha! That was good!
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benzeknees
Jul 02, 2013 @ 09:31:23
An oldie but a goodie!
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photosfromtheloonybin
Jul 02, 2013 @ 04:46:45
lololololololololol – that’s awesome!!
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benzeknees
Jul 02, 2013 @ 09:31:46
We all need a good laugh once in a while!
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El Guapo
Jul 02, 2013 @ 10:28:13
And that, friends, is why some kids get put up for adoption.
too funny! I’ll be retelling this one.
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benzeknees
Jul 02, 2013 @ 10:32:35
Glad you enjoyed it – an oldie but still a goodie!
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pouringmyartout
Jul 02, 2013 @ 13:53:18
oh wow… awesome.
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benzeknees
Jul 02, 2013 @ 23:48:26
Of course, this isn’t my driver’s license . . .
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pouringmyartout
Jul 03, 2013 @ 09:36:48
right
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benzeknees
Jul 03, 2013 @ 10:13:27
I never got an F in anything!
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pouringmyartout
Jul 03, 2013 @ 10:18:35
That must be nice.
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benzeknees
Jul 03, 2013 @ 12:40:35
I even passed my driver’s test first time!
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pouringmyartout
Jul 03, 2013 @ 13:01:15
That is good to know.
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benzeknees
Jul 04, 2013 @ 00:44:39
Why, you want me to drive you somewhere?
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pouringmyartout
Jul 04, 2013 @ 08:29:46
Liquor store! Ha!
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behindthemaskofabuse
Jul 02, 2013 @ 22:57:39
that’s funny!
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benzeknees
Jul 02, 2013 @ 23:48:53
Cute, huh?
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behindthemaskofabuse
Jul 03, 2013 @ 09:59:45
love it!
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The Laughing Housewife
Jul 03, 2013 @ 02:35:53
Your jokes are always so funny! Thanks for the giggle 😀
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benzeknees
Jul 03, 2013 @ 10:13:53
I’d be happy to accept Maltesers!
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The Laughing Housewife
Jul 03, 2013 @ 13:06:52
Gasp!
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Mark Petruska
Jul 03, 2013 @ 10:37:09
That means I got an M in sex. M as in…mmm?!
Thanks for the laugh! Hope you have cooled down a little.
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benzeknees
Jul 03, 2013 @ 12:41:49
It cooled off really nicely last night & today was supposed to be cooler but now it has gotten a lot warmer than expected & hubby took the air conditioning connection out of the window. Grrrrrr . . .
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benzeknees
Jul 03, 2013 @ 12:43:37
Oh, look how close I got to letting you get away with that – I had signed out of this post & came back! M as in magnificent, multi-talented, more? Ask Tara!
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Mark Petruska
Jul 03, 2013 @ 17:33:39
I’ll take them all! 🙂
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benzeknees
Jul 04, 2013 @ 00:44:00
But what does Tara say?
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