Since the current Pope came out saying as long as gay people are good & believe in god who is he to judge them, I thought I would follow with a joke in the same vein:
Four old Catholic men & a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness.'”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well . . .?”
Proudly she says, “I have a daughter, slim & tall, 40 D breasts, 24 in. waist & 34 in. hips. When she walks into a room, people say ‘Oh my God!'”
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Jul 30, 2013 @ 06:35:41
Hahahahhahahahhahaha! Great Tickle Me Tuesday!!!! Thanks for the chuckle.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 03:24:52
I figured if the Pope could talk about religion this week, so could I, haha!
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Jul 30, 2013 @ 08:10:17
Love the joke… hate the shirt. Don’t really want the schools teaching our kids that dinosaurs are either a practical joke or that people rode around on them.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 03:26:35
I’m not advocating only Creation Theory, I’m only suggesting people be able to talk about God (whoever their god may be) in school.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 08:34:42
But to do that they need teachers with knowledge of various religions… and most of those are trained in seminaries, and have very specific views. And do you get someone to teach all the religions. I mean, they have religious studies classes, comparative religion, but you need to be even handed. You have to teach it like history. No favorites.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 10:33:40
My point exactly – don’t pretend it doesn’t exist. Just approach it like science , history or any other subject in school where you cover all the different permutations. Maybe if people understood different religions better it would cut down on some of the bullying & hate.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 10:44:44
Yeah, they have those classes.
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Jul 30, 2013 @ 08:24:01
I, too, love the joke … hate the shirt. No religion should be allowed in PUBLIC schools.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 03:27:55
IMHO I think schools should talk about ALL religions as part of a well rounded education, not in a way to influence a child to believe in any one religion, but as a sociological concept.
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Jul 30, 2013 @ 10:39:00
Love the joke and the t-shirt!!
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 03:28:37
I’m getting blasted about the shirt. I personally don’t see anything wrong with it.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 09:42:13
Nor do I. The way I say, if “religion” is being taken out of the schools then it should be all religion not just our countries ‘religion”
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 10:34:42
Me too Zoe!
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Jul 30, 2013 @ 11:36:49
I like that shirt!
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 03:29:08
Thanks Tilly Bud, I’m getting heck from some of my readers about it.
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Jul 31, 2013 @ 23:15:22
I think someone’s going to burn in hell for forging God’s signature on that shirt.
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Aug 01, 2013 @ 01:37:49
Never thought of that! Beware the lightening!
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Aug 01, 2013 @ 07:00:10
Great joke but I wouldn’t have given the Pope any publicity at all. As a Catholic I am disgusted by the church and no longer associate myself with them.
On a completely different note, I was referred to your site by http://afrankangle.wordpress.com/more-bloggers/
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Aug 01, 2013 @ 11:03:59
Sorry you didn’t like my segue using the Pope so I could post a couple of religious jokes. Thanks for stopping by – hope you’ll come back often!
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