Since the current Pope came out saying as long as gay people are good & believe in god who is he to judge them, I thought I would follow with a joke in the same vein:

 

Four old Catholic men & a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness.'”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well . . .?”

Credit:  Microsoft Clip Arts

Credit: Microsoft Clip Arts

Proudly she says, “I have a daughter, slim & tall, 40 D breasts, 24 in. waist & 34 in. hips.  When she walks into a room, people say ‘Oh my God!'”

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 Dear God

 

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