Due to the holiday in Canada on Monday, I almost forgot it was Tuesday today!

Credit:  Microsoft Clip Arts

Credit: Microsoft Clip Arts

Credit:  Microsoft Clip Arts

Credit: Microsoft Clip Arts

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Twin  sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred  years old.   The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well..

Once the photographer arrived he asked  the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her  twin, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE  SOFA!”, said the other.

“Now get a little closer together,”  said the cameraman.

Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“HE SAYS  SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE..”
So they wiggled up close to each  other.

“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a  little,” said the photographer.

Yet again, “WHAT DID HE  SAY?”

“HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!”

With a big grin the  deaf twin shouted out, “OH LARD JESUS! – BOTH OF US????”

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