Courtesy Astrology.com
SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
Find out what it says about you: http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/a-very-accurate-horoscope-for-the-year-2014-very-spooky/
Now it’s your job to figure out what is true, please share in the comments!
benzeknees 
Jan 16, 2014 @ 04:54:34
Hahaha!!!! It says I’m an ultimate freak! How the hell does it know me so well? 🙂
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:51:25
I don’t know – but it nailed me on some points too!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 05:22:34
I AM very pretty!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 12:05:28
Of course you are – they don’t pick allow ugly radio hosts do they?
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 05:51:07
They really need to combine this with personality type (Briggs-Meyer) and color type. Heh.
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:52:16
So true! Then we all would know so much about ourselves!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 07:00:44
“Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.”
Okay, I’m I the only one who finds that contradictory?
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:53:52
You didn’t say what your sign was – but I can tell you I am a Sagittarius, love being in a long relationship & love being alone. It’s driving me nuts with hubby home 24/7 right now. I need my alone time!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:20:52
I’m a gemini, for whatever that’s worth.
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:36:07
I’ll have to go look up your sign so I get to know you better!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 12:07:13
Ohhhh….it might not be right!!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 08:11:33
Umm… I like horses… but the human part ruins it…
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:55:04
OK, you’re way too cryptic. You love horses – does that mean you’re Sagittarius?
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:57:25
No… Aries… it means I like horses… I did posts about a baby horse I met…
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:06:16
It really says you like horses?
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:23:17
well, I do like horses… and they like me..
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 08:31:16
As a Sagittarian, I think that’s the first time I’ve ever been described as “pretty”.
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 09:35:59
I’m also a Sagittarius, Guap. Yet while you’re adventurous, I’m a scaredy cat when it comes to physical feats. But don’t question it–you are very pretty indeed. 😉
Um, Benze, can I just pick and choose the ones I like from this list? 😉
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:57:18
You do whatever you like Carrie! So you’re another Sagittarius? Fess up, what’s the date? So we can have a big party (you, me & Guaps!)
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:56:07
But you are pretty Guaps! Pretty great guy!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:07:11
Nah, I’m just this guy… 😉
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:19:36
Stop trying to be humble Guaps – you’re a pretty good friend, a pretty adventurous guy, a pretty good partner for TMWGITU, a pretty good writer . . . I could go on & on but I woke up to 555 emails this morning & I’m still trying to get caught up!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:09:36
Well, as you already know…I love astrology, so I thoroughly enjoyed this post, Benze!
And yes, much of what it shared about my sign (Libra) was VERY true!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:00:05
I’ll have to go back & check what it says about Libra!
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 15:41:40
Me too. I’m the 24th.
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 15:50:57
24th of what?
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Jan 16, 2014 @ 19:13:56
November, as in Sagittarius. …..
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Jan 17, 2014 @ 11:43:20
Got it – there were so many comment threads going on I wasn’t sure which sign you were referring to!
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Jan 17, 2014 @ 22:19:49
Jan 18, 2014 @ 12:10:11
Glad you thought of it as an early birthday gift Elyse! I got such a kick out of it!
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