Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts
Warning – Warning – Warning! This blog post contains Nudity!
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Why I don’t do senior Bingo…. The excitement of hitting a BINGO |
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women: will be finished reading this by now.
Men: are still busy checking their thumbs.
benzeknees 
Mar 18, 2014 @ 05:29:53
Another great Tuesday post, had me laughing out loud 😀
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:41:50
Hope you weren’t at work when you read it!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 07:08:54
Annnnnd I’m crossing Bingo off the list forever and ever amen.
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:42:12
Or wear a bra when you do go!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 17:49:57
She’s definitely got a case of droopy underboobie, doesn’t she?
As bad as it looks, I think droopy side boobie reveal would be worse.
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Mar 19, 2014 @ 13:48:07
It happens to all of us as we age unfortunately, but some people try to make adjustments to it by wearing a bra or buying longer shirts!
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Mar 19, 2014 @ 15:35:22
Cimmy has done both, I assure you, hehe
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 07:40:24
In your second picture, you have Virginia spelled wrong. 😉
Good laughs for this morning!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:43:25
Thanks! Have a great Tuesday!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 08:55:57
“Women: will be finished reading this by now.
Men: are still busy checking their thumbs.”
Bwhahahahahahaha! OMG…HILARIOUS, Benze!
And I LOVED the Bingo one too!
Thanks for the super Tuesday Tickles!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:44:02
You’re welcome Ron! I loved the one about the thumbs too!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 09:15:11
I resent that last one.
I have rulers on my gloves so I always know how long my thumbs are. 😉
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:40:38
No one but you cares about how long your thumbs are. Women care more about whether you know what to do with what you have.
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:51:10
My thumbs are magic, baby!
(Sometimes I draw faces on them and act out climactic scenes from Dr Zhivago!)
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:08:17
Such a romantic! Now I know why TMWGITU is so happy!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:22:07
So you’re the epitome of obsessed. Did you actually finish this whole post?!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:23:39
I read all of Benze stuff!
Yes, there are some posts where I click like without reading, but that’s just because I’m afraid the author will come after me if i don’t show up.
*backs away slowly*
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:35:04
Damn right she (I) would!
I mean with your thumb though
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:32:41
Not me I hope! (sniff)
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:39:25
Ha! You couldn’t keep me away from here, Benze.
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:52:02
Whew – you had me worried for a moment!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 09:18:58
Bingo indeed… HA!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 13:37:52
Hahahahaha!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 16:08:42
She was a winner… and so were all the old guys…
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:22:52
Enjoyed that did ya Arthur?!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 16:11:46
not that much
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 16:13:28
ahaha!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 17:17:20
word
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:18:16
Ahahaha! Thumbs and bingo. Happy grandpa at that bingo game.
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:34:54
I thought the looks on everyone’s faces was pure shock?!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:49:27
LOL! TMI here but reminded me of my grandmother…
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:20:32
Best reason for banning crop tops that I’ve ever seen…
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:33:00
Isn’t it just?
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:34:17
I think the guy next to her dug it, though. Probably right after he got done checking his thumbs.
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:29:28
Normally I’m all in favor of nudity, but…umm…not so much in this case…
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 14:33:55
It’s going to happen to all of us sooner or later Mark . . . everything starts to fall down where it doesn’t belong & I mean EVERYTHING!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 16:44:23
Bingo, Benze!
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Mar 18, 2014 @ 17:14:32
I wear much longer shirts than this lady, Elyse!
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