Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Drinkin and Drivin in Newfoundland . . . .

Two Newfies, Archie & Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.

The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, ‘Lord tundering…up ahead — it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted for drinkin’ dese here beers!!’

‘Don’t worry,’ Archie said. ‘We’ll just pull over & finish dese beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads & throw the bottles under the seat.’

‘What fer?’

‘Jist let me do de talkin’, OK?’

So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two of them & said, ‘You boys been drinkin’?’

‘No sir,’ said Archie, pointing at the labels.  ‘We’re on the patch.’

Must be a Canadian thing, eh?

Wine Cheaper Than Gas

 

Just a quick heads up for my followers, I’ve gone & done a silly thing again – I’ve signed up for NaNoWriMo Camp for the month of April!  For some reason, I’m bound & determined to get this book written!  On top of that, I’m starting a new online university course on Forensic Sciences.  So if you don’t see as much of me this month, it doesn’t mean I don’t still love each & every one of you (& you know who you are), I’ll try to catch up as I can!  I’ve been busy over the last few days getting some posts scheduled, so please continue to stop by!  Mwah!

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