Stephen King: Why The US Must Introduce Gun Control On Assault Weapons
Tickle Me Tuesday – 070814
Tickle Me Tuesday – 062414
June 24, 2014
benzeknees
funny, Tickle Me Tuesday
Courtesy Microsoft Clip ArtsWhat religion is your bra?
A man walks into the ladies department of Macy’s & shyly walks up to the woman behind the counter & says, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra?” asks the clerk.
“Type? There’s more than one type?”
“Look around,” says the saleslady, as she motions towards the selection of colors, shapes, materials & sizes. “Actually with all this selection, there are really only 4 types of bras.”
“Really?” the man sighs with relief. “What are they?”
“There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist. Which one would you prefer?”
Now totally befuddled, the man asks about the differences between them.
The saleslady replies with, “It’s all really quite simple . . . The Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch & upright; the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there…
{C} Can’t Complain!…
{D} Dang!…
{DD} Double dang!…
{E} Enormous!…
{F} Fake…
{G} Get a Reduction…
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!…
And then don’t forget the German type – Holtzemfromfloppen
Stephen King: Why The US Must Introduce Gun Control On Assault Weapons
Tickle Me Tuesday – 070814
pratheekreddy68
Jun 24, 2014 @ 04:04:59
Hahahahaha…. Man that so funny…. Really… You thought those out?…
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:36:37
Just a little gem a friend sent me . . .
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pratheekreddy68
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:37:22
Nice
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pratheekreddy68
Jun 24, 2014 @ 04:05:22
And by the way I’d be more than glad to have you read my blog… Just take a look…. I hope you’ll like it… https://pratheekreddy68.wordpress.com
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Trent Lewin
Jun 24, 2014 @ 04:50:26
I feel like I just learned something… and laughed at the same time. Good way to start a morning.
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:39:54
Thanks Trent – hope you got a chuckle!
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Carrie Rubin
Jun 24, 2014 @ 05:48:48
Haha, everything I wanted to know about bras but was afraid to ask. 🙂
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:40:38
I aim to educate, hahahaha!
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Twindaddy
Jun 24, 2014 @ 06:52:14
Bwahahahahahaha!
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:40:58
Glad you liked it TD!
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Ron
Jun 24, 2014 @ 07:31:13
Bwhahahahhahaha! Benze, these are HILARIOUS! Where do you find these jokes because they are ALWAYS so funny?
Thanks for the GREAT laughs this morning!
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:41:20
I have a lot of weird friends!
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El Guapo
Jun 24, 2014 @ 07:42:24
Glad to see you think about breasts as much as I do! 😉
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:39:19
Pretty hard not to when you wear a size I, as in the letter after H, they just kinda hang around all the time! 😉
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behindthemask
Jun 24, 2014 @ 12:12:41
I’m shocked Guaps. 😉
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pouringmyartout
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:28:46
that bra thing was funny… and a little mean… but mostly funny
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 10:35:41
I kept thinking about the show tune from Beaches!
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pouringmyartout
Jun 24, 2014 @ 14:32:12
I kept thinking about… never mind
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behindthemask
Jun 24, 2014 @ 12:13:38
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro…
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 14:29:04
They do!
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behindthemask
Jun 24, 2014 @ 15:27:47
hee hee
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FlaHam
Jun 24, 2014 @ 14:24:52
Benze, Smiling, just think of me as a supporter, size is immaterial. Take care, Bill
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benzeknees
Jun 24, 2014 @ 14:28:46
I need all the support I can get Bill! 🙂
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Edward Hotspur
Jun 24, 2014 @ 16:33:19
Bewbs.
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benzeknees
Jun 25, 2014 @ 00:23:35
I don’t think there is a size “W”
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Edward Hotspur
Jun 25, 2014 @ 06:36:48
I hope not. Can you imagine?
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benzeknees
Jun 25, 2014 @ 11:20:21
I don’t think she’d be able to stand up at all!
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Edward Hotspur
Jun 25, 2014 @ 14:13:44
Nuh uh
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ScrapperJude Designs
Jun 26, 2014 @ 17:15:26
Very funny!!
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benzeknees
Jun 26, 2014 @ 23:44:21
Thank you very much, you’re new here aren’t you? Welcome!
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Tena Carr
Jun 27, 2014 @ 18:23:56
LMAO 😀
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benzeknees
Jun 27, 2014 @ 23:12:00
Thanks!
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Archon's Den
Jul 02, 2014 @ 20:59:14
I thought the German ones were spelled “datshudstoppemfloppen.”
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benzeknees
Jul 02, 2014 @ 23:56:55
Very good Archon!
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