Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

I’m baaaaaaaaaaack! Not sure if I’m back on a regular basis yet, but I’m going to try to do a post from time to time.

Just a side note:  As most of you know I was diagnosed with COPD in Dec./13 & it took me 6 long months to be able to get in to see a pulmonologist (lung doctor).    After the standard breathing function test, my very nice new doctor informed me I was a little worse off than I had originally thought & proceeded to order so many tests & exams he kept me very busy for the next few weeks.  Because of my lung problems, this caused me to be exhausted most of the time & I needed some time off to recuperate & adjust to my new circumstances.  But that’s not why we’re here today – this is supposed to be on the lighter side!

 

You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
 
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
 
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” get’s thrown around in the courtroom.
 
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row,
 
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.  I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.
 
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what’s your plan?
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