Yesterday was my 13th Wedding Anniversary, so I thought I would focus along those lines this week. This seemed like a typical conversation between a husband & wife:
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,“Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse!”
“Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”
Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!
“Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.”
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
“Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!”
Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!
To which Ma replies,“Hurts, don’t it?!”
*MARRIAGE:*
It ‘s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
**YAWN:*
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
photosfromtheloonybin
Oct 07, 2014 @ 05:33:43
OMG, that’s soooo funny – I can’t stop laughing :). By the way, happy anniversary, and here’s to many more!
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:50:20
Thanks Cindy! I got flowers which is pretty rare around here!
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serins
Oct 07, 2014 @ 05:42:01
😀 Congratulations.
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:50:40
Thank you!
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El Guapo
Oct 07, 2014 @ 07:16:27
Happy anniversary!
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:51:38
Thanks Guap! How is TMWGITU? I miss seeing you around the bloggy sphere.
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El Guapo
Oct 07, 2014 @ 11:22:41
She’s good, thanks.
I still pop up here and there, but I don’t spend near as much time online anymore.
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 12:36:36
Neither do I, it seems the core group we once were is breaking apart as people move on to other things. I miss when we all used to joke around & know a lot about what was going on in our bloggy friends lives. I hope moving away from being online so much has given you the opportunity for more adventures!
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Ron
Oct 07, 2014 @ 07:30:15
“*MARRIAGE:*
It ‘s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master”
Bwhahahahahha! Benze, that was beyond BRILLIANT! 🙂
Happy Anniversary to you both!
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:52:06
Thank you Ron!
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Gibber
Oct 07, 2014 @ 09:07:08
Happy Anniversary! Ours is this month too! It will be 11 years.
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:52:37
Not far behind us! Happy Anniversary!
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Gibber
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:53:41
Thanks and not. It’s on the 25th
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pouringmyartout
Oct 07, 2014 @ 09:10:49
oh… wow…
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:53:02
And what does that mean?
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pouringmyartout
Oct 07, 2014 @ 11:02:46
It means that joke was skirting the line… and funny
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 12:33:33
Which joke? There are 3 here . . .
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pouringmyartout
Oct 07, 2014 @ 12:52:38
the beard one is the one that caught my attention…
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 21:45:58
Because you have a mini-beard?
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pouringmyartout
Oct 07, 2014 @ 22:22:24
yeah… that’s why
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NotAPunkRocker
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:07:46
Happy anniversary!
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:53:18
Thank you!
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Carrie Rubin
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:56:56
Happy 13 year anniversary! At least it wasn’t on a Friday. 😉
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 10:57:56
Thank goodness I got by the dreaded number 13 without it landing on a Friday!
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Mark Petruska
Oct 07, 2014 @ 11:49:19
Happy thirteenversary to you and the mister!
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 12:34:07
Thank you Mark! It’s just over a year for you, isn’t it?
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Mark Petruska
Oct 07, 2014 @ 13:46:44
One year, three weeks, two days, 22 hours and 46 minutes.
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Margarita
Oct 07, 2014 @ 16:50:36
Happy anniversary! Good to celebrate it with a laugh…or a cajillion of them! xoxoM
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 22:05:25
Thanks Margarita!
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Elyse
Oct 07, 2014 @ 19:45:03
Happy 13th, Benze!
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benzeknees
Oct 07, 2014 @ 22:05:47
Thanks Elyse!
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tchistorygal
Oct 18, 2014 @ 21:44:58
Happy anniversary! funny post! 🙂
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benzeknees
Oct 18, 2014 @ 22:36:31
Teehee!
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