Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Since the last week or so has seemed to be all about doctors & hospitals, I thought I would stick with the theme . . .

CARDIOLOGIST’S FUNERAL

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life…

A huge heart…. covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, ‘I’m so sorry… I was just thinking of my own funeral . . . I’m a Gynecologist!’  

The priest fainted!

PREGNANT AT 71

An elderly woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the  older doctors.  After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

A younger doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him .  After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The young doctor marched down the hallway back to where the old doctor was writing on his clipboard.

“What the heck is the matter with you?!” the young doctor demanded. “Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!”

The old doctor continued writing, and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

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