A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes.The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up…
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Tickle Me Tuesday – 011315
January 13, 2015
funny Tickle Me Tuesday 25 Comments
NotAPunkRocker
Jan 13, 2015 @ 09:26:06
Hopefully he really is right with God, because his wife may be sending him there sooner than later for that remark!
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benzeknees
Jan 13, 2015 @ 10:18:56
Hahahahaha!
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Carrie Rubin
Jan 13, 2015 @ 09:53:14
Ha, I’m in the dentist’s waiting room now so that was perfect timing for dental humor for me. 🙂
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benzeknees
Jan 13, 2015 @ 10:19:38
Hope it’s nothing serious! Make sure you have your own teeth when you leave!
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Carrie Rubin
Jan 13, 2015 @ 11:01:37
Just a check-up, thanks. And I believe I left with only my own chompers. 🙂
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pouringmyartout
Jan 13, 2015 @ 10:28:21
The first joke is hilarious… but the second one… the cartoon… that really has me thinking…
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Gibber
Jan 13, 2015 @ 18:03:59
Oh no, no thinking. Please don’t think!
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pouringmyartout
Jan 14, 2015 @ 09:13:52
sorry
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Gibber
Jan 14, 2015 @ 09:19:39
It’s okay just don’t let it happen again. 😉
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pouringmyartout
Jan 14, 2015 @ 09:32:15
what are the odds of it happening again???
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Gibber
Jan 14, 2015 @ 10:44:02
Umm pretty high
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pouringmyartout
Jan 14, 2015 @ 13:35:13
uh oh
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benzeknees
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:02:36
I see you & Gibber are hi-jacking my blog again – no problem! You have to know when you talk about thinking Art, someone is going to jump on you right away! I thought it was the crack squirrels who did all your thinking!
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pouringmyartout
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:55:45
Right… but they can’t type
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becomingcliche
Jan 13, 2015 @ 10:58:35
Yes on the cartoon. YES!
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benzeknees
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:03:16
I know, right? Just a couple cookies & it shows up on the scale – how can that be?
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Elyse
Jan 13, 2015 @ 15:59:15
Good ones, Benze!
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benzeknees
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:03:41
Thanks Elyse!
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Mark Petruska
Jan 13, 2015 @ 16:23:01
Ha. She probably preaches to him all the time at home, too.
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benzeknees
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:04:27
Now, what would make you say that? Has the bloom come off the new marriage? Hahahahahahaha!
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Ron
Jan 13, 2015 @ 17:01:58
“But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up…”
Bwhahahahahahahaha! OMG….HILARIOUS, Benze!
And I also love the cartoon!
Thanks for the GREAT laughs, my friend!
X
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benzeknees
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:05:08
I love your replies Ron! You always lift my spirits!
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Gibber
Jan 13, 2015 @ 18:04:22
Ahaha!
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benzeknees
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:05:50
I bet you know nothing about things showing up on your scale Gibber!
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Gibber
Jan 14, 2015 @ 16:13:22
Oh yes I do…lol
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