With Father’s Day fast approaching, here is a little humor to brighten your day:
Who is the Winner?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked.
“Who never talks back to mother? and
“Who does everything mother says?”
Five small voices replied in unison. “Okay daddy! You get the toy.”
The Joy Ride
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver’s license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy.
When Bob saw his dad he said “Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching me how to drive all these days Right?”
“Nope!”, came the quick reply from the dad. “I’m going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for the last sixteen years!”
Magic Penny
After putting their three-year-old child Brian in bed, his parents heard muffled sobs coming from his room one night. Rushing back in, they found that the child was crying hysterically when he saw them. He told his parents that he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure that he would die now. The father, in an attempt to sober him down, took out a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it out from Brian’s ear. The child was really thrilled and stopped crying at once.
In a flash, he snatched the penny from his dad’s hand, swallowed it, and then cheerfully demanded, “Do it again, Dad!”
Ron
Jun 09, 2015 @ 07:03:12
Oh Benze, these were ALL so great! But I especially loved…
“Five small voices replied in unison. “Okay daddy! You get the toy.””
Bwhahahahahaha! Brilliant!
Thanks for the Tuesday morning tickles, my friend. Hope you’re feeling better!
(((((((((( You )))))))))
X
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benzeknees
Jun 09, 2015 @ 11:38:38
On the mend Ron, on the mend!
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Carrie Rubin
Jun 09, 2015 @ 07:26:24
Seat-kicking for revenge. Hmm, now why didn’t I think of that?…
Thanks for some morning laughs!
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benzeknees
Jun 09, 2015 @ 11:39:02
I thought that one was cute too!
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Elyse
Jun 09, 2015 @ 07:27:05
So good to see your funnies in my email box. I hope you have gad the last laugh with the shingles by now! I’ve been thinking of you.
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benzeknees
Jun 09, 2015 @ 11:39:38
Thanks Elyse!
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pouringmyartout
Jun 09, 2015 @ 09:47:43
that last one is funny… sort of… HA!
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benzeknees
Jun 09, 2015 @ 11:40:14
Commentary? Hmmph!
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pouringmyartout
Jun 09, 2015 @ 15:15:09
No, I just mean the last one hits too close to home to some parents.
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Mark Petruska
Jun 09, 2015 @ 09:55:15
Well, I’m sure his dad can pull the penny out again. But it won’t be coming from his ear…
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benzeknees
Jun 09, 2015 @ 11:41:01
Especially since Canada did away with pennies a couple years ago! It’s not like he can just find them anywhere! Hahahaha!
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Gibber
Jun 09, 2015 @ 12:28:08
Too funny!
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benzeknees
Jun 10, 2015 @ 00:06:40
Thanks! We should make time to chat!
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Gibber
Jun 10, 2015 @ 09:57:09
Sure!
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