Senior Wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The Works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
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Life With The Top Down
Apr 29, 2013 @ 02:50:25
Hahahahaha!
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:58:29
I had to post a number of funnies during this challenge as my brain was overtaxed.
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photosfromtheloonybin
Apr 29, 2013 @ 04:41:47
I second the Hahahahahaha
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:58:51
Thanks!
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pouringmyartout
Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:16:18
Sweet.
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 13:00:48
I don’t think they asked about candy – probably because of diabetes?
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pouringmyartout
Apr 29, 2013 @ 13:34:10
Ha!
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 14:29:27
OK, I didn’t change anything in my settings so only my gravatar would show.
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pouringmyartout
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:03:26
I may have found a way around this.
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:08:33
So what did you have to do? Is everyone else only going to see my gravatar?
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pouringmyartout
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:42:53
Sort of… hold on… just a few more minutes.
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Carrie Rubin
Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:28:43
Now there’s a savvy couple. At that age, I assume practicality trumps everything else.
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 13:00:03
I agree!
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behindthemaskofabuse
Apr 29, 2013 @ 13:35:57
Ahaha! i know a couple that got married in their 80’s. it was the brides first time ever being married…i wonder if that’s what they did…ha
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 14:34:12
I was going to say, what else would they need, but I remember my mother once telling me friends should throw bridal showers for couples at their 25th Anniversary because all the towels & sheets, etc. are wearing out by then. So maybe they wanted real gifts? I know after 16 years with hubby I could use some new stuff!
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behindthemaskofabuse
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:24:15
lol so true!! i could use stuff after 10 years with Hubby ha!
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Margarita
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:30:24
Very practical! lol
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benzeknees
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:55:17
You’re right, but somehow romantic too if he wants to make sure all her needs taken care of.
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Margarita
Apr 29, 2013 @ 17:27:41
Yes, I can see the romance in that!
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hilarymb
Apr 30, 2013 @ 10:15:13
Hiya .. what fun – loved this … and I’m sure many would love to hear the story .. I could imagine it happening too – it’d make a great episode in a tv show ..
Cheers Hilary
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benzeknees
Apr 30, 2013 @ 15:16:12
I never thought of it, but I think you’re right – it would be a good TV show!
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