As we get older and visit the doctor more often, this could come in handy.
An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice yelled, ‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.’
The room erupted in applause and laughter.
Trent Lewin
Apr 15, 2014 @ 04:10:19
Yah ha ha ha ha – hilarious.
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:36:39
Hilarious or nefarious?
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Trent Lewin
Apr 15, 2014 @ 19:18:47
Bit of both?
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NotAPunkRocker
Apr 15, 2014 @ 04:42:24
Smart reply! 😀
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:36:58
If only I could think this quickly on my feet!
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photosfromtheloonybin
Apr 15, 2014 @ 04:53:40
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Awesome!
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:37:14
I chortled out loud too!
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Harliqueen
Apr 15, 2014 @ 04:55:14
Ha! 😀
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:37:34
I agree!
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1jaded1
Apr 15, 2014 @ 05:39:21
Hahahahahaha! Love this.
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:37:45
Me too!
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Twindaddy
Apr 15, 2014 @ 06:52:41
Brilliant.
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:38:03
You are very kind sir!
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thehobbler
Apr 15, 2014 @ 06:59:29
I love Tuesdays on your blog!
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:38:37
Thank you Hobbles, that means a lot to me! How is your quest for a chair dancing song going?
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thehobbler
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:51:34
Ok, I’ve found a few good ones. I’m practicing my moves now. 😉
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Ron
Apr 15, 2014 @ 07:55:03
” ‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.’”
*thunderous applause*
Benze, that was HILARIOUS!!!! What a great comeback! And the photo you selected of the receptionist is perfect!
Thanks for the great Tuesday Tickles!
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:39:00
Thank you Ron! I loved it too!
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pouringmyartout
Apr 15, 2014 @ 09:26:02
old… so old… the best thing is, I forget all the old jokes before too long… ha!
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:39:17
It’s so old it’s new again!
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pouringmyartout
Apr 15, 2014 @ 13:53:40
good point
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nukemm33
Apr 15, 2014 @ 09:43:09
Ha! I have to remember that if I’m ever in that situation. Unlikely, but I always want to be prepared.
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:39:33
Boy Scout?
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Carrie Rubin
Apr 15, 2014 @ 09:47:33
Good retorts like that never come to me on the spot. It’s not until I’m lying in bed, trying to get to sleep that I think, “Oh, shoot, I could’ve said…”
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:40:11
Same for me Carrie! I wish I could think faster too! I would have been so mortified I would have melted into a puddle on the floor!
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Elyse
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:14:57
Perfect, Benze. Just perfect!
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 11:40:42
Thanks Elyse! Getting settled in? Can you appreciate your new space yet?
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Elyse
Apr 15, 2014 @ 12:03:48
No. I still hate it. I plan to for ever! (Oh, ok, I’m adjusting. I am getting a lot more work done here than I used to!)
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benzeknees
Apr 15, 2014 @ 12:19:55
How can you get more work done with tears in your eyes?
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El Guapo
Apr 15, 2014 @ 15:24:14
Yeah, I would do that…
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benzeknees
Apr 16, 2014 @ 12:50:36
I could see you doing that Guaps!
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behindthemask
Apr 15, 2014 @ 15:38:15
I snorted this is hilarious!
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benzeknees
Apr 16, 2014 @ 12:49:52
Be careful there!
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behindthemask
Apr 16, 2014 @ 16:54:19
hee hee
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