Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

I’d like to wish all my friends in the US a Happy Thanksgiving!

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It’s like an orgy that’s rated G.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”

Read more at http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/thanksgiving_jokes.htm#oEkic1LABx0SJE

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For my friends in NW New York state:Forget Something

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