Well, the results of last week’s poll are in & Tickle Me Tuesday was the favorite:
Hump Day Hilarity 1 Taboo Tuesday 3
Tuesday Titillation 1 Wednesday Wahoo 1
Wednesday Wackiness 1 Tickle Me Tuesday 5
Witty Wednesday 0 Other: 2
So Monday Mirth has morphed into Tickle Me Tuesday & here goes the first entry. I’m posting this early because I have to be away from home for a little bit. Hope you enjoy this!
Joe is passing by Butch’s garage one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Butch doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of empty beer cans.
Having seen enough, Joe rushes in and says, “What the world’re ya doing, Butch?”
“Good grief, Joe, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Butch.
“But me ‘n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”
(Don’t make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)
maryisidra
Nov 06, 2012 @ 03:15:41
To durn funny. I had to read the last line twice,once out loud before i got it 🙂
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El Guapo
Nov 06, 2012 @ 06:10:36
This could have doubled as a romantic monday post!
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DiatribesAndOvations.com
Nov 06, 2012 @ 08:03:11
Let’s do a link exchange so my followers can have something FUN to read!
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benzeknees
Nov 06, 2012 @ 17:32:21
If you know how to do that, I’m all for it – let me know what I need to do.
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DiatribesAndOvations.com
Nov 06, 2012 @ 20:52:09
Add my blog to your Blogroll and I’ll add yours!
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TheIdiotSpeaketh
Nov 06, 2012 @ 09:38:39
My Buttocks are clenched in laughter 🙂
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John Erickson
Nov 06, 2012 @ 15:10:03
I don’t care who ya is, that’s funny right dere! 😀 (Thanks to Larry the Cable Guy.)
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John Erickson
Nov 06, 2012 @ 15:11:37
Or as they just said on the X-Factor commercial, things are getting like boy scouts – in tents. 😉
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buckwheatsrisk
Nov 06, 2012 @ 19:09:45
ahahaha!
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benzeknees
Nov 07, 2012 @ 17:09:39
Thanks Buckwheat, are you snowed in?
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buckwheatsrisk
Nov 07, 2012 @ 21:26:28
was somewaht one day but not today! 😉
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Mark Petruska
Nov 07, 2012 @ 10:47:29
Personally I was hoping for a little taboo myself, but laughing is nice, too!
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benzeknees
Nov 07, 2012 @ 17:09:09
You don’t like being tickled? Or should I ask Tara?
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Mark Petruska
Nov 08, 2012 @ 11:29:20
Oh, I love being tickled! 😉
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